Happy Birfday, Ehlvus!

Tha King wuld be 80 yars oldt tahday if'n he wuz still alive. Which he wuld be if'n he hadn't died on tha shitter, havin' a heart attack frum tryin' ta crap out a whole passel o' fried peanut butter an' bananer sammiches whut got stuck up in 'is rectum. Thars a lessin in thet fer all o' us. FIBER. FIBER. FIBER.

those were some sammies