Joke of the day

markeymark's Avatar
Jack and Jill had been dating for quite awhile. One typical evening, Jack started to make his evening moves for some booty from Jill.

Jill says" Sorry Jack, i dont want to fuck you tonite because I have a Gyno appointment tomorrow morning".

Jack looks sad and confused...

Jill explains " i have been seeing the same Gyno since i was 13, and im pretty sure he can tell if i had sex the night before and its just kinda embarrassing, i hope you can understand".

Well Jack IS an understanding guy and says, " ok so you dont want to fuck me tonight because of a Gyno appt tomorrow? thats totally cool..."

Then Jack says "Um so do you have a dentist appointment too?"
LoL
Silly Rabbit!
The G.O.A.T's Avatar
At least he didn't ask her if she had a rectal examine too
Houston007's Avatar
Good one!
good one
bgood's Avatar
  • bgood
  • 11-08-2011, 03:21 PM
Funny
cockstrong's Avatar
At least he didn't ask her if she had a rectal examine too Originally Posted by The G.O.A.T
he should have asked her that....Jack wasnt on his game
Two True
Jack Flash's Avatar
Alright.. no more jokes about me.
LOL! You have to be clever with the NO's now because the guys are clever with getting you to say YES!
tbone77494's Avatar
As comedian Ron White says, "when the roller coaster is broken they don't close the whole amusement park!"
ICU 812's Avatar
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a busk-an-a-quarter
Jill came down with two-an-a-half
Still think they went up for water?