CAPTION THIS (Holiday Edition): Bad Santa
She was CUTE but ........ she was only 12
PedoBear ain't got nothin on me
This is the last time I am having sex with a reindeer...
Man I'm glad we set up in a mall with an all girls college just down the road. But I don't know if I can make it to Christmas, look at all the weight I've already lost.
ELF: "What's that wet stain on your leg Santa? Did you cum in your pants?"