15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House

The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be ****** was found in the West Wing of the White House. The always-trustworthy and not-in-any-way-corrupt D.C. Police Department immediately launched a very thorough 15-minute investigation to learn the identity of the culprit.

While it's unlikely we'll ever know who could have possibly brought ******* into the house where Senile Biden and his ******** son were staying, The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of 15 other things found at the White House during the search:

1. Three more illegitimate children of Hunter Biden
2. Dead hookers
3. Live hookers
4. $72 billion marked "For Zelenskyy"
5. Teddy Roosevelt's skateboard
6. Jill Biden's Fisher-Price pretend doctor's kit
7. Dominion voting machine programming manual
8. Scrapbook containing Hunter Biden's baby teeth...and his adult teeth.
9. Ray Epps
10. A notebook labeled "Chairman Xi's To-Do List"
11. 30 suitcases left behind by Sam Brinton
12. List of unsecured locations of classified documents
13. Hunter's other laptop (where he keeps the REALLY bad stuff)
14. A closet full of adult diapers
15. Glass vial labeled "Next Pandemic — Save for 2024"

As you can see, the White House is thankfully now free of ****** — or any other illegal activity. Thanks for getting that taken care of, D.C. Police!

... Ye Christ! ... Just spilled-over me beer from laughin'...

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#### Salty

The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be ****** was found in the West Wing of the White House. The always-trustworthy and not-in-any-way-corrupt D.C. Police Department immediately launched a very thorough 15-minute investigation to learn the identity of the culprit.

While it's unlikely we'll ever know who could have possibly brought ******* into the house where Senile Biden and his ******** son were staying, The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of 15 other things found at the White House during the search:

1. Three more illegitimate children of Hunter Biden
2. Dead hookers
3. Live hookers
4. $72 billion marked "For Zelenskyy"
5. Teddy Roosevelt's skateboard
6. Jill Biden's Fisher-Price pretend doctor's kit
7. Dominion voting machine programming manual
8. Scrapbook containing Hunter Biden's baby teeth...and his adult teeth.
9. Ray Epps
10. A notebook labeled "Chairman Xi's To-Do List"
11. 30 suitcases left behind by Sam Brinton
12. List of unsecured locations of classified documents
13. Hunter's other laptop (where he keeps the REALLY bad stuff)
14. A closet full of adult diapers
15. Glass vial labeled "Next Pandemic — Save for 2024"

As you can see, the White House is thankfully now free of ****** — or any other illegal activity. Thanks for getting that taken care of, D.C. Police! Originally Posted by berryberry

This looks like a normal trend of normal proof that you always bring to the table. Normal hatred for President Biden. Normal cut up hate for First Lady Doctor Jill Biden that can speak perfect English not the Be Best clown we had last term. Normal information for you.

This looks like a normal trend of normal proof that you always bring to the table. Normal hatred for President Biden. Normal cut up hate for First Lady Doctor Jill Biden that can speak perfect English not the Be Best clown we had last term. Normal information for you. Originally Posted by Cody69

... Lighten up, mate... Berry already explained that
the list is from the "Babylon Bee"... No need for tears

And again... Show some respect for the content of the thread.
You need-not post if you don't fancy it.

#### Salty

Well, we all knew they weren’t going to find the classified documents Trump keeps in the unlocked Mar Lago bathroom.

This looks like a normal trend of normal proof that you always bring to the table. Normal hatred for President Biden. Normal cut up hate for First Lady Doctor Jill Biden that can speak perfect English not the Be Best clown we had last term. Normal information for you. Originally Posted by Cody69

Dr Jill? LMAO! An EdD is a crackerjack box degree, and nobody (but her) with one wants referred to as Doctor. How many other languages does she speak?

Well, we all knew they weren’t going to find the classified documents Trump keeps in the unlocked Mar Lago bathroom. Originally Posted by Mistershark

... And Joe's were out in the garidge...
Not-onley unlocked - but with the door OPEN!

#### Salty

Dr Jill? LMAO! An EdD is a crackerjack box degree, and nobody (but her) with one wants referred to as Doctor. How many other languages does she speak? Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

Yeah, no one in their right mind would call this dumb bitch a Doctor. Doing so is an insult to real doctors everywhere