Any providers like to gamble?

Ok, I hate carrying around coins.

Every day I come home, I dump my pockets into a 5 gallon water jug in the kitchen entry. At the end of the year, around December, I get all the coins, roll em up, take to the bank and get $100's and $20's. And then go hobby - kinda like a Christmas Club Hobby Account. Last year's total was about 400.

So this year, I was thinking, instead of counting up all those coins - I just schedule a session, dump all the coins on the bed and jump in, and the lucky lady and I roll around in them for a couple hours. She keeps all the coins she can haul out. Might be 300, might be 500.

Thoughts? Concerns? Laughs?

Haha, I thought u were really looking for a provider to go to tunica with you. Wouldn't rolling around on those coins be a bit uncomfortable??

Kinda dirty. Not the good dirty, either.

It might be difficult to explain to an ER doctor, too...

"You have a penny stuck where?!?"

I'd be insulted if someone came to an appt with coins... haha

He usually cashes them in first

Gold coins?

I'd be insulted if someone came to an appt with coins... haha Originally Posted by Megan Love

Oh, I know a provider who would love to go to Tunica with me

Uncomfortable? Dunno. Might have to do some research...

Haha, I thought u were really looking for a provider to go to tunica with you. Wouldn't rolling around on those coins be a bit uncomfortable?? Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

I wanna learn POKER !!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought maybe you were offering lessons

I wanna learn POKER !!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought maybe you were offering lessons Originally Posted by Sydney Pure

Ok, Syd darlin', you've never played poker before?... well I just happen to have some cards right here... Of course, a beginner should never use money for bets, hows about the loser of the hand shed an article of clothing? I'll let you know if you lose....

Ginger, I'll wash the coins - my mind is dirty, not my playpen...

Now back on topic ladies - would you be willing to gamble that the value of the coins would be an acceptable rate for your companionship? You could come out way ahead!

I wanna learn POKER !!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought maybe you were offering lessons Originally Posted by Sydney Pure

There's such an obvious turn of a phrase here, I think I'll just ignore it.

No I've only played poker on my phone LOL !!!!
But could possibly enjoy a game of strip poker!!


And BB your ignoring me now ??

Wait till I get to HOME!!!

And BB your ignoring me now ?? Originally Posted by Sydney Pure

No, sweetie. Just ignoring the play on words - poke 'er

Or would you rather I explain that in detail after we play that game of strip poker?

Ill patiently wait ......

Cheesh, Lang. How about inviting the lady to a Casino after a session...sounds more romantic, and might lead to a double or nothin' event?

Huck

Ok, I'm back to rolling the coins. Nevermind.

According to some PM's I have received, I need to go back posting 'bout boobs and positions and such...