Sport F#*ing...What's your definition?

okay, a friend and i have had a few discussions about our definition of sport fuckin'.....

and we've had a laugh or two....

so i thought i'd throw it out there:
what's YOUR idea of sport fuckin....

can't wait to read these posts....

Maria, as you well know, Sport Fuckin' is when the fuckin' starts the moment you enter the room till the moment you leave. I love Sport Fuckin'.

I don't sport fuck. The referees make me nervous.

HID

DAYUMMM! YESSIR...YESSIR....

i think we both agree on that one....lol

Maria, as you well know, Sport Fuckin' is when the fuckin' starts the moment you enter the room till the moment you leave. I love Sport Fuckin'. Originally Posted by jwood

sorry, jwood...meant to include your reply.....

yep...hit the door and DROP YOUR CLOTHES.....HA!

You left out, tear up the bed. lol

You left out, tear up the bed. lol Originally Posted by jwood

how 'bout tearing the headboard off the wall...OMG...

that was embarrasing!!1

Umm??? Let's see... for there to be "sport" there has to be competition between competitors, rules, a way to keep score and a way to determine winners and losers.

Is headboard tearing akin to destroying the backboard of a basketball goal and draws a penalty? How does one assess a penalty? 90 seconds in a penalty "box"?

Well first off for it to be a sport there has to be balls involved !!
There has to be at least two players !
There has to be a winner and a loser or at least a tie !
Usually there has to be some type of trophy or purse that is won.
And the sport must be enjoyed and appreciated by all that participated .
Lol

"Well first off for it to be a sport there has to be balls involved !! Lol"

As much as it pains me to beg to differ with such a wise and wildwoolyone, there are several sports which do not incorporate a ball, i.e. hockey, downhill skiing, MMA, etc.

However, they do each and all pit one's skills and abilities to perform against those of another.

Even so, is this even the proper forum for a conversation regarding "sport f***ing"? The term seems to imply an "amateur" status, and let's face it, when was the last time a member of THIS community crossed swords (to use a sporting metaphor) with an amateur?

Prag...it is cold on the ice in hockey and you freeze your balls off ditto for skiing , hunting in the cold weather, and in the MMA you wear jock strap or cup to protect your balls.
So technically your balls are always involved !!
Just being funny not serious and i guess your balls may not be involved in some sports so i stand corrected !

Let see.... Sport F**KING??? OK...
Swimming - do it in a pool or get her that wet
Baseball - make it to homeplate
Hocky - sink the puck using your stick
Basketball - the way your nuts are held during a BJ
Football - done under the table in a public resturant
Golf - put the little white thing in the hole, hope she is on the pill
MMA - get hot an sweaty, rub around till someone passes or taps out
The list goes on and on.... personaly I combine them all and have a hell of a good time.

Maria I guess we are the only two that get it. Went right past um.

NO>>> remember Jwood... you and I talked about this very subject YESTERDAY. I knew exactly what you were talking about, remember? And, I said that I love it.. cause you actually recognized that I did before you brought it up. YES YES YES to sport fucking.. hell yes.

NO>>> remember Jwood... you and I talked about this very subject YESTERDAY. I knew exactly what you were talking about, remember? And, I said that I love it.. cause you actually recognized that I did before you brought it up. YES YES YES to sport fucking.. hell yes. Originally Posted by Amber Rain

amber, HELL YES, DOUBLE HELL YES...

and, jwood, don't you agree we need to invite dallas rain and S&L to this convo....

winks