Thinking About Marrying A Provider

I've asked a Provider to marry me. I would like to provide for her, take care of her, love her as a husband should do with a wife.

She said Yes.

I said great, that means I can have sex for free.
She said No, but she would probably offer me a discount.

How much of a discount should I expect?

Truth be told none of us get it for free! Lol! Work out a yearly plan with incentives for her to meet!

You are joking, correct?

There ain't no such thing as free pussy!

UH?

Congratulations. At least you will get sex and discounted.

I said great, that means I can have sex for free.
She said No, but she would probably offer me a discount.
Originally Posted by dallaswill

Free sex is a myth, you always pay one way or another. I think contracting it out is the most cost effective method.

Truth be told none of us get it for free! Lol! Work out a yearly plan with incentives for her to meet! Originally Posted by baldbrotha1

Of course, an incentive plan; maybe a bonus as well. Excellent suggestion.

You are joking, correct? Originally Posted by junebug

Yes

Congratulations. At least you will get sex and discounted. Originally Posted by FunMonday

I have to see what the discount will be. I was thinking 12%.

Free sex is a myth, you always pay one way or another. I think contracting it out is the most cost effective method. Originally Posted by goodolboy

Contract labor. Saves lots of hassles. Good idea.

I was thinking that Eccie is officially boring now. Thought I'd punch things up a bit.
No harm, no foul, I hope.

Thanks for playing along.

$25. Maybe $50 if it’s a joint checking account and you put the house in both of your names.

PSA - Today is Veterans Day not April Fool's Day

IF you are marrying her, it means

you have to buy her a big ass SUV,

a big ass house,

with a big ass closet

and fill it up with a big ass wardrobe of designer clothing and shoes.

Then you have to put up with her almost 24/7 and hear things like:

you don't love me (because you won't buy her some expensive knicks knacks),

you don't love me... anymore,

we don't talk... anymore.

You will also have to listen to her bossing you around telling you what needs to be done around the house.

In other words, you are paying for it all,

she is no longer giving you any poontang,

and you have become her domestic slave/handyman

and her never ending ATM and credit card.

You are better off paying her by the hour to leave.

MARRIAGE: the 2nd biggest lie ever perpetrated on the human race by man.

For better or for worse? BS!

First time there is a disagreement over something and anything, and it's usually something very petty, she wants a divorce.

For richer or for poorer? BS!

First time you tell her you won't buy her something, she wants a divorce.

In sickness and in health? BS!

As soon as you get ill and we are not talking about a cold or a flu,

we are talking about a big time life deliberating disease,

she will want a divorce:

take her 1/2 of everything while you are still barely alive and kicking.

To cherish and to hold? BS!

First time a richer better looking guy comes along, she will cheat.

First time a younger hotter woman comes along, he will cheat.

The actual percentage of married men and women who never cheated on their spouse is only 17%.

And don’t forget the boob job. If she does not have one you will be on the hook for one soon.

PSA - Today is Veterans Day not April Fool's Day Originally Posted by mtabsw

As a former Naval Aviator I decided to enjoy Veterans Day my way. I was in a good mood.

As a former Naval Aviator I decided to enjoy Veterans Day my way. I was in a good mood. Originally Posted by dallaswill

Interesting

Today I went to a veterans day event at my grandkids school, sold my old beemer, fucked a little 21 yo part-time stripper for over two hours and then took her to TP for late evening drink & munchies. When we left I took her over to a table where some blackshoe PO2 was eating and picked up his tab to finish veterans day with a bit of class

PS I was an IP in tracom and probably whacked the back of your head a time or three with my kneeboard.

I'm guessing that's the Karma that prompted you to regale me about your unspeakable exploits with a mutual friend so you could even the score

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