Naturally, you should shut the hell up when dealing with LE under any circumstance. But that's not going to be a fun thread. So tell me what you should NOT say to the coppers (and Fox 4 News).
"I did it for the lulz!"
- Longermonger
- 03-10-2010, 10:22 PM
- lacrew_2000
- 03-10-2010, 10:30 PM
Ah, Lulz is back 
Lets see:
"My wife is going to kill me"
"I hope nobody finds out at work"
"Sure you can look at my phone"
"I post on a hobby message board"
Lets see:
"My wife is going to kill me"
"I hope nobody finds out at work"
"Sure you can look at my phone"
"I post on a hobby message board"
- lookn2u4fun69
- 03-11-2010, 04:21 AM
Hmmm
"I do this all time, whats the problem"
"After 30 years you finally caught up with me"
"I just printed those $20's yesterday, can I have em back?"
"She was selling sex? She's not my type, kinda homely"
"I do this all time, whats the problem"
"After 30 years you finally caught up with me"
"I just printed those $20's yesterday, can I have em back?"
"She was selling sex? She's not my type, kinda homely"
- nsafun05
- 03-11-2010, 07:28 AM
"She paid me for the encounter."
- VictoriaLyn
- 03-11-2010, 07:33 AM
"will a blow job get me off?"
- Guest052813-01
- 03-11-2010, 07:47 AM
What worked in the past works in the here and now:
"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman...."
Worked for Bill Clinton (1997) and may work for Ben Rothlesberger (2010).
http://kdka.com/steelers/Ben.Roethli...2.1552133.html
"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman...."
Worked for Bill Clinton (1997) and may work for Ben Rothlesberger (2010).
http://kdka.com/steelers/Ben.Roethli...2.1552133.html
- vitokc
- 03-11-2010, 08:49 AM
It didn't work for Bill. Remember, he came clean and the Blue dress was evidence. Ben, there was sexual contact according to police report a news outlet quoted.
Hey, we're all liars!
Hey, we're all liars!
- ANONONE
- 03-11-2010, 08:53 AM
"Can I have that little piece of paper back that you took when you arrested me? It has all of my usernames and passwords. I am going to need that to schedule another date just to get over the stress of being arrested."
- dirty dog
- 03-11-2010, 09:37 AM
"She was my second choice officer, your wife was already booked"
- freddykc
- 03-11-2010, 02:03 PM
- nsafun05
- 03-11-2010, 03:12 PM
- Bubba
- 03-11-2010, 03:42 PM
DD....now that was friggin hilarious!!!!
- Guest121212
- 03-11-2010, 05:15 PM
- BottomFeederKC
- 03-11-2010, 06:38 PM
Are you here to talk to me about the weed officer? Its just a lil bit and I dont know where it came from. No? Oh. That unpaid traffic ticket? No? That girl back there? Who? Ohhhh. Ummm. Yeah. She's a good friend of mine actually. Her name? Yes, I know her name, of course I do. Its 'Sparkles'...
- Longermonger
- 03-13-2010, 11:19 PM