Wifes Birthday Present

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Funny! I just imagine it the other way around LOL

She already knew where to go, hmm.

Papa Joe,

Thanks for giving her that certificate. I have it now and am going to give it back to her on my birthday. Once again, thanks, as it was two wonderful hours.

Rick