The sushi flavored lube didn't sell very well ether
Originally Posted by bojulay
LOL.
I'm thinking Liver and Onions, now there's a lube who's time has come!
Oh shit, i followed the link to the bacon lube, the reviews are hilarious!
88 of 108 people found the following review helpful
[update] it works, just not as expected.
By
margaret bernadette on February 28, 2013
What a bad idea to make Baconlube. Bacon is fairly slippery already, what with all the grease. Why sell a lube to make it more slippery? What's worse is that I couldn't even enjoy the bacon with all the lube on it; I really had to force myself to eat the entire package of bacon, which is normally not the case.
[update]
Oh, I get it now-- I think I was using this all wrong: you add it to Bacon to lube up your digestion process. Plus one star for surprising effectiveness. (Hehe, I don't think the guy in the next cubicle was any less surprised than I was! The look on his face was totally worth the pants and chair!) ...I still can't believe they would label it so vaguely. I bet I'm not the only person who has had this problem. Manufacturers, *please* make the label more clear.
15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Vomit inducing
By
Alexander Forbes on August 7, 2013
I puked. She puked. The dog puked.
Do not use this stuff.
The lube works fine as a lube, but the smell is so awful that it will leave you reeling.
29 of 36 people found the following review helpful
Let the bacon cool first!
By
A. Moman on March 1, 2013
The packaging fails to warn you that you need to allow your bacon time to cool before becoming "intimate" with it. Two stars because it seems like it should function well as lube. I will give it a try again when the burns heal.