I knew I liked the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for a reason

April was HOT!

LOL! It's the only way guys who look like that can get chicks. Or so I've heard. I mean, I'm not ugly or anything, but some guys are, and need good oral skills. I have good oral skills, but I don't need them because I'm not ugly. Really.

Someone needs to get me this ASAP.