You're alone browing ECCIE and suddenly you feel intense chest pains

You're in pain and slowly getting weaker. Operating at about a 40% vitality level, you can either:

1) X out browser/clear history/cut-off or restart the computer then try grabbing the phone for 911

2) Prioritize calling 911 while you still have your rapidly declining wits about you

Pull the power cord or push power button while grabbing the phone.

Bring up Dallas Rein's showcase and her ass pics will overwhelm you with ecstasy to the point that they either jolt you back to full capacity and you can resume your previous activities or take you out immediately and you'll die with a smile on your face.