So You Religious Conservative Republicans Think You're Going To Heaven?

I seriously doubt that. In fact I will use this glorious parable to prove to you religious conservative Republicans why it's highly likely your after life fate will be less than desired. You guys believe in a Bible that condemns your behavior and your whole belief system. I find this to be fascinating to say the least. Basically the Bible says yall are going to Hell.
Matthew 25:31-46

The Sheep and the Goats

31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.


34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’


37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ - (This is what Democrats do NOT Republicans)



Now for Republican racists (such as those on this site)


41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ - This is what Republicans shamelessly do

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’


45“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’


46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

Ah, political generalization honied with holy scripture, the abyss of the ignorant.

Ah, political generalization honied with holy scripture, the abyss of the ignorant. Originally Posted by Contralto

Isn't it the American Way? Lest you forget? The point of this thread is way over your head so don't bother reading. umm k...thanks

Isn't it the American Way? Lest you forget? The point of this thread is way over your head so don't bother reading. umm k...thanks Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

This thread isn't over any bodies head. It's hopeless jibberish from a Shitstain like you.

Religious dogma on a Hooker Board.

What a unique way to push a Socialist/Liber/Progressive Democrat/ agenda.

This from someone who thinks using abortion as a means of birth controle is humane and civilized activity.

Religious dogma on a Hooker Board.

What a unique way to push a Socialist/Liber/Progressive Democrat/ agenda.

This from someone who thinks using abortion as a means of birth controle is humane and civilized activity. Originally Posted by Jackie S

And who writes a review of a strip club on the Lord's birthday.

You have no clue about republicans if you believe this to be true.

I don't know why anyone bother's posting anything on the shit stains threads

Isn't it the American Way? Lest you forget? The point of this thread is way over your head so don't bother reading. umm k...thanks Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Why about Jesus sacrificing for our sins, my brother?

That leads to forgiveness, even for you.

I don't know why anyone bother's posting anything on the shit stains threads Originally Posted by gary5912

If we're all destined to hell anyway might as well kick the village idiot in the head on the way out the door.

And who writes a review of a strip club on the Lord's birthday. Originally Posted by Contralto

A fraud like Shitstain.

If we're all destined to hell anyway might as well kick the village idiot in the head on the way out the door. Originally Posted by Contralto

Only in your fucking weirded out dreams will you ever be able to kick me period... Let alone my head... I may be a liberal but I'm a member of the NRA and I stay strapped like a muthafucker. ;-) and hell aint good enough for you losers. I'm sure the lord has a place far worser than hell prepared for you folks...I imagine y'all going where Hitler already is.

Conservative Republicans do so with willing charity rather than forced redistribution by the government.

You are a fucking idiot.

Seriously, Shitstain ChappedAss? Only liberals go to heaven? You really think the whole world revolves around you and your petty, empty ideology. I mean no disrespect, but you are an ignorant, arrogant, cocksucker. Bless your heart.

...and I stay strapped like a muthafucker. .... Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Do you also do Greek with the strap ons?