Why Escorts are better than........

A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $30.00
Flowers $50.00
Dinner w/ Wine $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $80.00
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe me, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

Let’s face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your money’s worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced. We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)

Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.
(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and your ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)
Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.
Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.
(Now Hit the CE key)


Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.
$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW
Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??
HAPPY CALCULATING!!!
(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals)

Interesting thoughts and calculations my dear, I like it! I have a sudden interest in a $50 BnG for some reason, brb

The only fault I can find in your calculations is the assumption that married people Fuck 6 times a Month. Don't get me wrong. My Wife may be getting Fucked 6 times a Month (or more). Just not by me. I have spent more time Fucking Escorts in the last 3 Years than her in our entire 14 Year Marriage. She has absolutely no interest in me anymore whatsoever. Over the last 2 Years I have started to feel like a Mob Wife stuck at home while she is out with her Mistress (or is that Mister for Women?) Before it starts, I know I should Divorce her already. I'm just not built that way. But back to the post. It has always been my assertion that Prostitution should be legal in all states and regulated (the way things are going with State sanctioned Gambling & Low level Drug use I would expect this to be next on the Government "We Need Revenue Train"). Given the choice between taking a Woman out and spending anywhere from $50 - 500.00 on a possible date (Just taking someone to the Movies these days is $30.00 without refreshments) and going home with nothing to show for it. Or spending $200 - 300.00 on a Lady and getting what you wanted at the end of the night right off the bat. I would go with seeing the Lady. Unless you really like the other party and expect to get some kind of long term "Relationship" out of it. But that's just my 2 cents.

I'm going to start paying myself when I masturbate.

I would like to congratulate Professor Jessica on her recently acquired Honorary Doctorate degree in Relationship Economics and also thank her for sharing the key points of her thesis research paper with us.

I'm going to start paying myself when I masturbate. Originally Posted by jwood

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I'm going to start paying myself when I masturbate. Originally Posted by jwood

For purposes of dating, if the goal of your dating relationships is just to have sex, then I'll accept your premise.

In defense of marriage:

Your calculations would be correct if I only got married for sex. Which I didn't.

Put a value on the lady bearing my children, who I love very much, return my love, and are a source of ongoing joy for me. That's priceless.

Just sitting down and holding your hand, maybe offering support, and talking with you? Priceless.

Putting up with my shit on a daily basis? Priceless.

Yeah, the years, the mileage, and an injury here and there have killed her libido, but the rest of her is still there.

And, so, is it really worth bitching about this one little thing?

Not while you ladies are around. As long as you're professional and discreet, you ladies provide a tremendous service. You see, I get to maintain that relationship I've built up over the years. I get to keep friends and family and home. And even though it makes me sad we no longer have a sex life, I can still get THAT need met as well.

Value: priceless.

Very well said. Everything else about my life with my wife is damn near perfect - except that. And thanks to the ladies here, I can still have that.

I can clean my own car.
The tank gets filled whether I date or not.
Flowers?
200 for dinner? How many BK Whoppers is she going to order (mostly kidding here)!?!

I can probably get laid for cheaper than what you have posted, but for me, I just don't want to put the time/energy into it.

I'm not arguing with your conclusions. I just think your estimates may be a bit high.

While I'm here, nice boobs.

For purposes of dating, if the goal of your dating relationships is just to have sex, then I'll accept your premise.

In defense of marriage:

Your calculations would be correct if I only got married for sex. Which I didn't.

Put a value on the lady bearing my children, who I love very much, return my love, and are a source of ongoing joy for me. That's priceless.

Just sitting down and holding your hand, maybe offering support, and talking with you? Priceless.

Putting up with my shit on a daily basis? Priceless.

Yeah, the years, the mileage, and an injury here and there have killed her libido, but the rest of her is still there.

And, so, is it really worth bitching about this one little thing?

Not while you ladies are around. As long as you're professional and discreet, you ladies provide a tremendous service. You see, I get to maintain that relationship I've built up over the years. I get to keep friends and family and home. And even though it makes me sad we no longer have a sex life, I can still get THAT need met as well.

Value: priceless. Originally Posted by hgritstoo

Very nice post! I agree. The civilian guy I am dating doesn't support me financially. I am an independent woman, make my own money and pay my own bills. But the love, companionship, emotional support, similar hobbies/interests, …just having someone who loves you is just PRICELESS!!!

And after all those expenses spent on a date you still may not get laid!Another plus for escorts is the last thing I need in my life is yet another woman to be pissed off or bitching at me, so yes, escorts are the way to go for sure!

When I'm out with a straight lady, it can be a bit bothersome to be really horney....meeting an escort a day or two prior can help keep that horniness at a manageable level.....

That said, I've been on dates and overnighters with a couple of my favorite providers and it was wonderful. One need not be concerned with deadly sperm buildup.....

Charlie Sheen, I don't pay for sex, I pay for them to leave afterwards

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