While On a plane I hear the pilot explaining that we're going to 34000 feet and will arrive on time and he's glad we choose his airline. When he was done, he forgot to click off his mike and told the co-pilot that he'd really like a beer and blow job. One of the flight attendants was running to the cockpit to tell the pilot to shutoff his mike, when in the back of the plane someone said, "Don't Forget the BEER"