Funniest Ads/Screen Names

I consider myself to be attractive, funny, educated and in possession of a wit that I am not afraid to use. I keep myself in shape by eating bon bons, guzzling tequila and occasionally walking to the mailbox to get my mail instead of driving. I am a machine!


Don't forget to ask about my monkey!
I'd call this lady just to see what is behind this ad.
burkalini's Avatar
I think I went out with her for awhile. She was a machine. A eating machine