If I had a cock......Would I pump it?

that is funny. mever pumped my cock but fucked a fleshlight not long ago. i felt dumb after i did it. when did simple masterbation get so boring? google fleshlight. you will laugh.

I actually tried it once and it hurt. It didn't really increase anything; it just gave me a hard rock boner, lol. I get those anyway so it was no use to me.

Nitwitboy, I thought about getting one of those! I've held off though...I'd feel like I was fuk'n a light saber.

Pump it, jerk it, spank it, slapping it, flogging it.....we really should be kinder to ourselves.

You can buy those pumps, and they're not very expensive. Once, my urologist gave me a prescription for one that would have cost over $400 if I'd gone out to try to buy it myself from the medical equipment store. Sorry, I digress...

Anyway, I've tried a couple of different pumps, and for me they were painful, but it was not a lasting pain or excruciating. Besides being painful, they really didn't do much in the way of pumping me up and did not produce anything that could even remotely be called an erection.

The question for me became one of whether or not the pain could be tolerated because the results were good. Not the case for me. However, had either of the pumps done what I thought they were going to do, I would gladly tolerate the pain. Similarly, I don't take pills anymore (viagra, levitra, cialis) because they almost never work for me, and the side effects are not worth the trouble.

I've been fascinated by the pussy pump and wondered if it hurt.

Oops - didn't mean to get this far off the initial thread.

lol forgive me but what does a pussy pump do???

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lol forgive me but what does a pussy pump do??? Originally Posted by 214JULES

It's a vacum pump designed to be placed over the clitoral area and then the air inside is pumped out, creating a vacum. This enlarges the area below, so your clit becomes larger. Some people claim it makes them much more sensitive. It's temporary and the skin reverts to normal fairly quickly after removing the pump.

The same thing can be done to your nipples as well.

Ain't technology grand?

Are you kidding....if I had a cock.....I would never leave the house...(pumping not necessary)

spikebaby

wow you learn something new every day!

id prefer oral pussy pumping tho LOL

If I had a cock, no way, im pumping it, If I had a little one, I would learn the art of eating pussy and keep moving.

A pump near my clit, Hell no! not happening ever!

A real tiger lady managed to give me a massive hickey on the head... Felt pretty good at the moment, and luckily I'm so low volume I didn't have to explain it... But wouldn't these gizmos give you some bruising like that?

Porn films are not the way to learn to use a pump. Like sex, you have to use them slowly and take your time. Otherwise, they can be a bit painful.

They are more for filling what you have when it doesn't do so naturally. I think the claims of enlargement are exaggerations.

I guess if it hadn't been filling to capacity and you used a pump, you might attribute the larger than normal size to the pump. However, it's only as large as it is and the pump helped fill it more than usual.

Be sure to remember to take the band off when you are done. But that's another story.

Experienced folks insist on industrial strength vaccum cleaners, instead. Ask for it by name and accept no substitute. There is a downside, however, in that it actually sucked 2 inches off my knob (which brought me down to an even 1 inch), so maybe it's not such a good idea after all....

Are you kidding....if I had a cock.....I would never leave the house...(pumping not necessary)

spikebaby Originally Posted by Spikebaby

LOL, if you had a cock you would leave the house for food after you get off. The ultimate male fantasy is to make love to a beautiful women and have her turn into a large pepperoni pizza afterwards. Sex, food, no cuddling and credit for eating her. Sweet!