Did you ever wonder why sometimes it is hard to get rid of one of your favorite hobbyist after a great date. Well maybe this might be your answer.
He might be a "Neglected husband looking for a Good Home". You probably just need to give him a nice pet on the head and send him out the door!
Anyway this is a real ad I found on Craigslist / Miami , Florida from a 67 year old husband !
"Neglected Husband - Free to Good Home - 67 (Kendall)Neglected Husband - Free to Good Home
Have you thought about rescuing a neglected husband? Look at those sad eyes, that adorable face, that cute little bald spot and sexy pot belly. How can you turn away? It takes so little to make one happy. Under your tender care, love and affection they blossom and bring uncounted hours of pleasure.
Husbands make the perfect pets. Many are highly intelligent, and with the proper training and stimulation, will worm their way into your hearts. They are always glad to see you, come fully house broken, know lots of tricks, and when you get tired of them, you can send them home. After just a few bonding experiences they become loyal and affectionate pets desiring nothing more than a chance to please you.
Hurry, don't let him suffer any longer. Get yours today and pet one tonight. "