I'll add the following and I'm sure, well at least I hope, others have additional "words of wisdom" to pass on to those in need.
A LITTLE COMMON SENSE ...
When answering a question, you may just want to consider the fact that the one asking the question may already know the answer.
Lies always change, the truth never does. So why tell a lie and make a complete ass of yourself ?
Keep fuckin with that rattlesnake and eventually you'll get bit.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something. It or they may be a hell of a lot meaner than you ever imagined.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
And last but not least : Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
