The Lecture

artee4fun's Avatar
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture on the ill effects that gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse, smoking, and staying out late has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving a lecture like that at this time of night?"
The man replies, "My wife."
So damn true, I laughed until it hurt....
Now that's funny!
Sweet N Little's Avatar
LMAO!! too funny Artee