my message to Tiger Woods

JONBALLS's Avatar
damn

hes melting down already and only on the 5th HOLE!!!




Tiger

Just go get some HOOKERS!!!!!

stop trying to live without them ,,, FUCK what ANYONE says

about HOW you spend YOUR freetime,

once you have had a shit ton of strippers theres NO going Back ..


embrace your inner SEX addiction , blow your load, clear your mind

get your stripperr whore fuckingedge BACK!!

and start kicking some serious ASS again.....



sincerely..... JB
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JONBALLS's Avatar
no EMPATHY here . ...?

huh?

its coming outa my EARS!!
Plastic Man's Avatar
ya think that ol billionaire whore fucker really give a ...shit ...bout anythin?
JONBALLS's Avatar
it would be one hell of an experiment


just humor me .......Tiger just give it a try
Ceremony's Avatar
Though PM is probably right. I'm with mr. Balls. He should be showing up to the open in a limo with street walkers just pouring outta it with him. I want to be entertained!

Make a come back Tiger.
MC's Avatar
  • MC
  • 06-18-2015, 05:47 PM
Plastic Man's Avatar
jimmie jesus christ on a hot dog ...20 years hearin bout that shit sucker be enough already ...hope he crawls in an ol funnel and ...vanishes
Ceremony's Avatar
jimmie jesus christ on a hot dog ...20 years hearin bout that shit sucker be enough already ...hope he crawls in an ol funnel and ...vanishes Originally Posted by Plastic Man
BAHHAHAHA! Fucking shit! That would be entertaining
generalbob's Avatar
Makes me feel better about my game. Scores are getting closer to Tigers.
I never thought that I could ever relate to Tiger on the golf course. But when he shoots an 85 at The Memorial and an 80 yesterday at The Open, hey we're getting alot closer. Now if he ever shoots a 90, and the way he's regressing it's possible, then we have a bingo.
JONBALLS's Avatar
Tiger should get a past champions provisional

and allowed to make the cut regardless

its a riot to watch him throw his club and throw tantrums...


JONBALLS's Avatar
Originally Posted by MC
Lmao. Treat yo' self Tiger!
  • Chloe
  • 06-21-2015, 02:22 AM
Agreed. Yes he makes a lot of money but chose the lifestyle.......why?.....the same reason you all did. No drama outside fun. He could have had an affair but that is COMPLICATED and being in the lime light he will be scrutinized by the media and the neh sayers. He chose an outlet and he got sent to rehab for a " cure" to make good for the public.