I had a guy bust into my motel room once. I wasn't naked or anything, I was packing up to leave. He offered me $50 to have sex with him. It didn't end very well for him. Not very well at all.
Originally Posted by BiancaBonVivant
I have to correct you here, ma'am.
We made eye contact in the lobby as you were leaving the Free Continental Breakfast and you licked your lips while looking at me. I got very excited but I didn't know it was from the maple syrup you had with your pancakes. Followed you to your room. I knocked 3 times and was annoyed because I knew you were in there but did not answer. Talk about BAD BCD! So I used my office manager's key and opened the door. I then offered you a $5000 money order from my cousin who is a Nigerian Prince. He is famous and you would know him, he is Prince Keanu Reams. You were to keep $2000 and give me $3000 in cash. You might be confused as to why I mentioned $50. That was for the minibar charges. The macadamia nuts are quite expensive.
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