In response to Shep's thread about pictures of penises ...

ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
This was news to me. But instead of directly responding to his thread, I'll share with the members here an idea that I've been having for awhile.

I've been interested in getting into photography. And while some people wish to take pictures of beautiful women, I wish to take pictures of nude men.

Of any sort.

So in my (humble!) opinion, if you're sending a lady an unsolicited example of ART, one cannot get in trouble for that. These would be tastefully mastered photographs.

And lovely for men of any size or temperament.

Wonder how much I should charge for this? First, might need a few volunteers to practice on my lighting.

(Bet you think I'm kidding, don't you?)

Anyone want a few pretty pictures of themselves? I have some fake fur around here. Need to find some diaphanous cloth for draping.

Let's discuss! Might be necessary to find another lady around here to be my partner in helping to start this project!!! Or not. Been kicking this idea around for several months and it might just stay an idea.

Again ... would adore hearing the opinions of others and Shep, thanks for that topic!!!

Always,
Elisabeth
My initial response was to laugh, but now that I think about it, professional dick pics might have a market. There are a few men out there that might want some 8x10 glossies of the captain. The downside is they’ll probably be so proud of the image that they’ll send out even more unsolicited dick pics.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Wow. Wish I was in town for this.

SchnellerFahrer's Avatar
My initial response was to laugh, but now that I think about it, professional dick pics might have a market. There are a few men out there that might want some 8x10 glossies of the captain. The downside is they’ll probably be so proud of the image that they’ll send out even more unsolicited dick pics. Originally Posted by Hellion437
You're probably right about that. Not for me, but I seem to recall watching a TV (or Internet) show about professional dick pics, dressing the little man up in outfits, or silly diaramas or settings.

example: Your Unit in a Cowboy outfit, or perhaps lying on a plate of food as the sausage main course, etc.
I'd be down for this, even in the volunteer stages.
  • CD69
  • 06-03-2019, 06:44 AM
do you own a macro lens?
Ms. Athena's Avatar
Man...if I only lived closer I'd gladly be your fluffer Ms.Whispers....
Yes .... how would your fluffer service work? Would this be an extra charge?
It's an interesting idea for sure .....

Would guys be able to get through a photo session without wanting to hop into action?
For providers ..... going to a photo shoot is sometimes a barter, would the guys be able to barter?



I'm sure there is a specific market for those who hang proudly ....
Good Luck EW! ;-*


Very Creative !!!
goodolboy's Avatar
LMAO! Perhaps the professional Dick pic market is a untapped gold mine. I can only imagine some of the editing to "enhance" the photo.
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  • 06-05-2019, 06:53 AM
Ahhh... the Dick Pic elevated to the Penis Portrait, by Miss Elizabeth Whispers. Will there be costumes and different backdrops?
Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
Your dick on a Ritz cracker, a whore-d'ouvre.


(Back under my bridgenow.)