The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!"

Don't forget the gardener who really knows how to use a ho, or the plumber that can lay down some serious pipe.

Hahaha....these are all funny!

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!" Originally Posted by PoppyToyota

wow poppytoyota, thanks for the chuckle, i guess they are all so true.......

I know fawn dontcha love it...lmao

I'm trying to figure out where the comedian falls into the grand scheme of things. You would think making the ladies laugh would get you somewhere. That's what I get for thinking.

No worries I will not make it a full time job. hahaha