Sticky: Hobby Acronyms

Houston has a good sticky for Hobby Acronyms. Can one be added for Upstate?

OK, most of this list is from an old post on here. I threw out the stuff that applied only in SE Asia and some snide remarks, eliminated multiple entries and added some resources.

AAMP-Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP-Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF -Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF -Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency -A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Aircon (Airconditioner)-BBBJ with breath mint
Amazon -A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP -Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus -Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Anal Rimming -Oral stimulation of anus.
Anti-Sex Pervert -people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR -Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Around The World -Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian Cowgirl -Girl on top, squatting.
Asian Style–when a woman lies on her side, the man lifts one leg, straddles the other, and penetrates the woman sidways.

AR -Ass Rim, Anal Rimming
ASAP -As Soon As Possible (not sex related)
ASP -Adult Service Provider
ASP -alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF -All Time Favorite
ATM -Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo -Menstruation

Babyback -Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch -Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur -Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons -Breast implants.
Bareback -Without condom.
Barracuda -A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ -Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC -Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS -Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF -Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS -Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBW -Big Beautiful Woman
BCD -Behind Closed Doors
BDSM -Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret -A condom.
BF -Boy Friend
BFA -Big Fat Ass
BFE -Boy Friend Experience
BGR -Boy-Girl-Relationship
Birdwatching -BBBJTCWS
BJ -Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BL -Body Lick
Blackhole –Anus
Bloodwings –performing oral sex on a woman during her period
BLS -Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill -Viagra
Blue Steel -Viagra
Brown Shower -Defecation on your partner.
BS -Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BS -Body Scrub
BSD -Big Swinging Dick
BSW -Black Street Walker
BTW -By the Way
Butterface -Everything looks good, but her face
Bung (Bunghole) –Anus

Call Girl -Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash -ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ -Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC -Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC -Credit Card
CC Rider -Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CCL -Concentration Camp Look.
CD (Cross-dresser) -transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification.
CDS -Covered Doggy Style
CFF -Chinese Friend Finder (a popular dating website)
CFM -Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person.
CFS Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG -Call,Casino,or Club Girls
Chump -A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return.
CIM -Cum in Mouth
Civilian -A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS (Confederation of Independent States)- refers to Russians
CL -Craigslist
Clockwatcher -A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD -Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMP -Chinese Massage Parlor
CMT -Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse, usually NO FS offered.
COB -Cum on Breast
COF -Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs Match -Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)(also Curtain Matches The Drapes)
Commercial -Company Prostitution
Completion -Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Completo -Spanish for "complete", usually meaning with or including anal sex.
Cover -Condom
Covered -use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact.
CHHFS -Covered Half Hour Full Service.
Cowgirl (CG) -girl on top, kneeling facing you.
Craigslist -A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Crime Scene Action -Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising -Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee -Releases

Dance and Dash -A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date -A session with a prostitute (also- A man who patronizes prostitutes .
DATO -Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATT -Dining at the Toes
DATY -Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE -Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF -Drug and Disease Free
DDG -Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP -Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat (DT) -Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender -A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Deposit -A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE -Dead Fish Experience
DFF -Dead Fish Fuck
DFK -Deep French Kissing
DIY -Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie -Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Doggie Style -Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Donation -Payment to a provider
Doubles -A threesome with two girls and you
DP -Double Penetration (also Digital Penetration)
DR -The Dominican Republic
DS -Doggy Style
DSL -Dick Sucking Lips
DT -Deep Throat

Ellie (LE) -Law Enforcement
EMA (Extra-Marital-Affairs) -Affairs after marriage.
EMP -European Massage Parlor (white girls)
English -Spanking, etc.
Enhancements -Breast implants.
Envelope -Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM -End Of Message
Escort -A woman who is paid for her companionship.
Expats -Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

Face Painting -Man ejaculates on woman's face.
Facial -Cumming on partner's face
FBSM -Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF -Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV -Finger In Vagina
Five-O -A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ (Foot job) -Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes(also Fuck Job).
FK -French Kiss, French Kissing
FL -Free Lance
Flake, Flaky -Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB (Fresh Off the Boat) -immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU -Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC -Fuck Of The Century
FOV -Finger Outside Vagina
FR (Field Report) -Fuck Review
French -Oral sex on either party.
French Kissing -Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without Oral -sex without condom includes vaginal intercourse to completion
Full meal Deal - Full Service
Full Service – vaginal Intercourse
FUTB -Finger Up The Butt
Get Comfortable -Get completely naked.
GF -Girl Friend
GFE (Girl Friend Experience) –usually, a session with a more reciprocal sexual pleasure, where chatting, kissing, and oral sex is allowed
GF3 -Girl Friend Experience w/all three holes
Glove -Condom
GND -Girl Next Door
Golden Shower -Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek -Anal sex
GS -Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM -G-Spot Massage

Half and Half -Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors -Clean shaven pussy.
Hat -Condom
HC -High Class
HE -Happy Ending
Herb Friendly -Is amenable to marijuana use.
HHHJ -Half Hearted Hand Job.
Hidden Charges -A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage -The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion (also Kegel Tremors)
HJ -Hand Job
HM -High Mileage
HME (Honeymoon Experience) –an all-nighter GFE with all the trimmings (lapdog heaven)
Hobby -The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist -A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Hooker -Prostitute.
Hostess Club -A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR -Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW -Hispanic Street Walker
HTUMA -Her Tongue Up My Ass = The famed rim job
HWP -Height and Weight Proportionate

IMHO -In My Humble/Honest Opinion
Incall -You meet the girl at their place.
Independent (Indie) -An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation.
IPO -Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO -In Search Of
Italian -rubbing a penis between butt cheeks to ejaculation.

Jack Shack -Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Jimmy (Hat) -A condom
John -A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Landing Strip -A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair above the vagina
Lapdog -Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S Looks/Attitude/Service - A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip -Description of pubic hair
LBFM (Little Brown Fucking Machine) – originally used by GI's to referred to Philipino or Asian pro’s, now any non-anglo provider
LC -Local Chinese
LCN (Latin Chica Network) –any group of Spanish providers who work together
LE -Law Enforcement
LEO -Law Enforcement Officer
LFK -Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper -Viagra
Little Blue Pill -Viagra
LK -Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP -Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOS -Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards -Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
L1, L2, L3 -UTR Slang for Handjob, blowjob, full service
LTR -Long Term Relationship

Madame -Proprietress of an agency.
Mall, Escort Mall -A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Mamasan -Female manager of a usually asian massage parlor.
Man in a boat, Little Man in a Boat -Clitoris
MBR -Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean -Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
MG -Massage Girl
MIB -Man in blue, law enforcement officer.
Mileage -A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF -Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish -Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary -Man on top, girl on back.
MJ -Massage Job
ML -Make Love (also Massage Lady)
MM (Man made) – usually refers to breasts with implants
MMF, MFM, MFF -Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female; MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk -A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger -Short for Whore monger, one who frequents prostitutes
MP -Massage Parlor (also Multiple Pops)
MPA -Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG -Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops -She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session


NCNS -No call, no show for appointment
Newbie -A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO -Non-Government Organization
NGP -Non Genuine Photos
NMG -No-Money Guys. Mongers who travel on a strict budget.
Nooner -A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show -Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch -No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC -Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS -Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS -Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA -No Strings Attached.

O, O’s -Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-The-Clock -Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OMFIAMP -One Man's Food Is Another Man's Poision, (pronounced "Ohm-Fam")
ONS -One NightStand
OTOH -On the Other Hand
Outcall -The girl comes to your place.
Out, Outed -Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OVN -Overnight
OWO -Oral With Out a condom
OWOTC -Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P -Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
Papasan -Male manager of a usually Asian massage parlor.
Party Hat-Condom
Pearl Necklace -Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PFF -Pussy For Free (A non-existant fantasy)
Pimp -A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
Pinay -a Philippine Girl.
PIV -Penis in Vagina
PL -Pathetic Loser
PM -Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO -Phone Operator
POF -Plenty of Fish
Pooner -A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby. Pops, multiple -She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POTS -Pussy on the Side
PRC -Women from the People's Republic of China
Provider -Prostitute
PS -Private Show (Dance)
PSE (Porn Star Experience) –refers to a session that can literally be taken from a porn video, usually includes explicit language, Multiple Pops, Multiple Positions, even Role Play
Punter -British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV -Private Viewing (Dance)
PW (Pussy Whipped) -A guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex

R & T (Rub and Tug) -a massage followed by a hand job)
RA -Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat -Condom
RAW -Sex without condom
RCA -Reverse Cowgirl Anal
REQ (Request) - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV (Review) - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Reverse Cowgirl -Girl on top facing away (Asian favorite).
Reverse Half and Half -Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage -You massage her.
Review -A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Reverse Oral -The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming -Analingus
RLD -Red Light District
RMP -Russian Massage Parlor
ROB -Rip Off Bitch
Roman -An orgy situation.
Roman Shower -Vomit play.
RTF -Return To Fuck
RTFF -Read the Fucking Forum
Rush Job -Short sex session, aka a "Quickie"
Russian –rubbing a Penis between a womans breasts to ejaculation
Rusty Trombone -a man stands while partner kneels behind and goes ATM. Partner then reaches between the mans legs and strokes his penis to ejaculation

Safe -Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact.
Sandbag, Sandbagger -A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans -Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC -Strip Club
Scat -Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening -A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-post -A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service – any situation where you have to masturbate to get satisfaction
Sensual Massage -Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session -Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker -Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH -Sex for hire.
SG -Street Girls
Shemale -Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had the reassignment surgery. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill -An insider posing as a satisfied customer; also a hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Sixty Nine, 69 -Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, Slammed -An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO -Significant Other
SOF -Shit on Floor
SOG (Shots On Goal) –number of releases during a session
SOP -Standard Operating Procedure
SOMF -Sat On My Face
South of the Border -Gential Region
Southern French -BBBJ
SP -Service Provider
Spanish -Ass to Mouth
Spinner -Very petite, thin girl.
Squirting, Squirter -Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS -Sexual reassignment surgery
ST -Short Time
STD -Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting -A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR -Short Term Relationship
Street Action -Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll -Path frequented by street walkers.
Summer Teeth -Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny -Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW -Street Walker (also Sex Worker)
Sybian -A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle
SYT -Sweet Young Thing

TCOB (Take care of business) -Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP -Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor, usually not FS, but maybe HJ
Teabag -Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TG -Transgender
TGTBT -Too Good To Be True
Throne Job -Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required -Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ -Tijuana
TLN (Toda La Noche) -All the Night" in Spanish
TOFTT -Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team -A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS -Take Out Service
Tossing Salad -analingus
TP -Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Tri-F (3F’s) -A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy
Trick -A sex act for money (also a man who patronizes prostitutes).
Troll -Rude and hideous person
Trolling - The act of driving around looking for a prostitute (also the posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum)
TS -Table Shower (also Transexual)
TTA -Tight Tan Ass
Tuft -Description of pubic hair.
TUMA -Tongue Up My Ass
Turn tricks -Prostitution
TV -Transvestite
TVSW -Transvestite Street Walker
Two Call System -For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

Umbrella -Condom.
Uncovered -Without a condom.
UTR -Under The Radar

VFM -Value For Money.


WAH -Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports -Urination play.
Weeklies -Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements.
WF -Wild Fuck
WG (Working girl) -A prostitute.
WK (White Knight) -A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Whoremonger -One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.
With -With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
Without -Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
WIR -Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend
WL -Working Lady
WOA -Word of Advice
Working Girl -A prostitute.
WSW -White Street Walker
WTF -What the Fuck?

XOXO -Kisses & Hugs

YMMV -Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV Girl -A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 and 1/2 (Half and half) -oral sex + full service
411 -Seeking information.
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69 -Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

Also check out:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/16522424/...ang-Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AA

Damn that’s a lot. Will there be a test on this material?

CIP - cum in pussy. Every time I’m downstate driving in Long Island I see the sign for CIP. Too bad it’s talkin bout the Cross Island Parkway.

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There used to be a sticky here in Upstate as well. In coed I believe. Seems to have been removed. Maybe the "sticky" adhesive finally let loose.

Let them feast their eyes on this whew

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Have fun! Be safe.

CD, nice find whew.