caption this - Tire taint

One million three hundred thousand two hundred ninety-eighhhhhhhhhhhhht.
One million three hundred thousand two hundred ninety-nineeeeeee......

Did that asshole really think this would work? I swear my new boss has got to be the cheapest mother fucker in the world! How in the hell did he ever get this position.

Foreman: Somebody go tell that dumb shit to knock it off. You guys have got to stop fucking with the new guy.

Employee 1: I know he's the boss's brother-in-law, but he's got to be the biggest moron I've ever met.