I'd rather kiss a...

buzzfeed.com/orbit/things-that-are-surprisingly-cleaner-than-your-mouth

almost anything on this list than a hookers mouth. When I take into account the number who i have personally seen suck me off then pop a stick of gum in there mouth while talking about their next job. To that thread lauding a number of hookers for their obscene review count.

Now i know a bunch of you are gonna tell me to get out or grow up or whatevr but i don't care. I have to think about my wife s mouth that i have to kiss goodnight. She s not sucking on my pecker so no third party hooker breath on her mouth.

just thinking about all the hookers you have kissed amd all the dicks they have in their mouth since this morning.

THATS A TON OF SWEATY BALLS.

And i bet a good chunk werent weren't clean either. Urine drippage and what nots.

just so you guys on the other side know i dont eat no woman. Not even my owns. She knows her purpose in the gratifying me annd i hers which is her not having to work and spending like she want.

think about it the next time you wanna kiss one of em.

I'd rather kiss a...

buzzfeed.com/orbit/things-that-are-surprisingly-cleaner-than-your-mouth

almost anything on this list than a hookers mouth. When I take into account the number who i have personally seen suck me off then pop a stick of gum in there mouth while talking about their next job. To that thread lauding a number of hookers for their obscene review count.

Now i know a bunch of you are gonna tell me to get out or grow up or whatevr but i don't care. I have to think about my wife s mouth that i have to kiss goodnight. She s not sucking on my pecker so no third party hooker breath on her mouth.

just thinking about all the hookers you have kissed amd all the dicks they have in their mouth since this morning.

THATS A TON OF SWEATY BALLS.

And i bet a good chunk werent weren't clean either. Urine drippage and what nots.

just so you guys on the other side know i dont eat no woman. Not even my owns. She knows her purpose in the gratifying me annd i hers which is her not having to work and spending like she want.

think about it the next time you wanna kiss one of em. Originally Posted by D.G.

Heh.

Date: May 16
Provider: Anna Nikkole
Activities: Blowjob, kissing, missionary, her on top.
Recommendation: Yes Originally Posted by D.G.

Lol that is one of the skankeist ones too. You kissed a girl who's claim to fame is cock sucking. And she will suck any cock that shows up on the board. How do you feel about that?

Yes. I have failed one time... maybe twice. I wont blame it on the Jack n Coke. Still I make it my personal policy to avoid.

Besides I saw her brush gargle and floss afterwards.

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Besides I saw her brush gargle and floss afterwards. Originally Posted by D.G.

you must have creeped her out.

i prefer to see gargling before.

Brushing and flossing is not a good thing....that's for eating not cock sucking.

Just do what you are comfortable with. You don't feel like kissing then don't do it. It is that simple. Some of us don't book back to back and are always freshly showered with mint breath.

Yes. I have failed one time... maybe twice. I wont blame it on the Jack n Coke. Still I make it my personal policy to avoid.

Besides I saw her brush gargle and floss afterwards. Originally Posted by D.G.

I call bullshit. I've seen that whore's mouth. I remember a pic one time... I'ma leave it at that...

O yea, and you've failed more than a couple of times.

Maybe it's time the op climb back in his Volvo and fade away with the sunset.

Not before he kisses my butt ... Taco Bell lunch ...

He should be banned simply for using the initials D.G.

You telling me D.G. is not DG?
Yeah, BAN the imposter!
Off with his frikkin head!
Draw and Quarter the impostard, ship his separated body parts to the 4 corners of the world...
Personally I have no problem kissing a provider, often times they're cleaner then civies. Its their job to be clean and appealing after all.

Kiss a Bug Jugger!!

Saw that phrase a while back. Still don't know what it is referring to.

You telling me D.G. is not DG?
Yeah, BAN the imposter!
Off with his frikkin head!
Draw and Quarter the impostard, ship his separated body parts to the 4 corners of the world...
Personally I have no problem kissing a provider, often times they're cleaner then civies. Its their job to be clean and appealing after all. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

¡Cuidado! I got ten points from St. C himself for making a similar suggestion concerning the Padre.

a lot of the things on that list are disgusting and not nearly as fun as kissing some of the hookers here. (being as some don't kiss)

toliet seat or roaches? give me a hooker's tongue anyday. (and I got a few of em in mind)

edit:
just read the above

¡Cuidado! I got ten points from St. C himself for making a similar suggestion concerning the Padre. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

10 points? dayum! did you ask him if that was some sort of record?

He should be banned simply for using the initials D.G. Originally Posted by boardman