I'm ashamed to admit this, but years ago I was sexually assaulted by Senator Feinstein in an airport bathroom. Details of the airport, date and time are a bit sketchy because I had gotten pretty inebriated while waiting on a connecting flight.
When I got back to the bar, I told my bartender what happened, but he said it was probably just Frank, the old transvestite that likes to hang out in the men's room. But I'm 100% sure it was Feinstein.
I really want the FBI to investigate this even though it wasn't a federal crime and is well past the statute of limitations.