bootable anon internet disc or usb

Hi, I've got uncensored internet discs or usbs. Just put disk or USB into any windows computer, turn it off then turn it on and boot from which ever one you're using and you're good. When you're done, simply eject and all traces of you even being on that computer will be wiped out. Don't need the computers password because you won't be using that computer or laptops browser. It comes pre-configured with a browser, and encryption tool and many more programs. Cops will never catch you with a computer that they can prove you posted from again. I also have a program for sale that can change your computers MAC address to random addresses then back to the original whenever you make it. Pm me for details.