Exit Strategies.

SweetAterPie's Avatar
Other than prayer
Any suggestions when departure is inevitable?
ManSlut's Avatar
Depends on where you're departing from:

1) The IRS Auditors office - I eat a lot of beans and Mexican food before seeing them and I pass gas the whole time I'm there and up till I leave.

2) A bad job - Give em your notice and do as little as possible for two weeks.

3) Eccie - Just fade to black.

4) The Big One - Do everything and anything you always wanted to do !!
Figure out your last meal. Mine's gonna be beardless clams with a side of hairless pie.