1) A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“Warming up your dinner.”
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“Warming up your dinner.”
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws!
