Whatever

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  • GP
  • 02-05-2013, 01:55 PM
Just a thread to go with something, nothing or maybe anything.
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  • Tiger
  • 02-05-2013, 02:02 PM
GP has something against everything.
I thought only OSD was allowed to start these kind of threads...
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Will there be taint in this thread?
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  • MC
  • 02-05-2013, 09:04 PM
Will there be taint in this thread? Originally Posted by pyramider
Future founder of the website Taint It Cool News.
lil joke..you may find it amusing...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf." lol
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Future founder of the website Taint It Cool News. Originally Posted by MC


lil joke..you may find it amusing...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf." lol Originally Posted by anita germane
another lil funny for the masses.... men.. my apologies in advance to you for your taxes.......

NEW TAX LAW

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time is is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective February 6, 2013, your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
...
10-12'' Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10'' Privilege Tax $15.00
5-8'' Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12'' must file under Capital Gains.
Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!
Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS

***NOTE*** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions: * Are there penalties for early withdrawals? * What if one's penis is self-employed? * Do multiple partners count as a corporation? * Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
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Alright I get a refund!!!
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  • GP
  • 02-06-2013, 07:41 PM
I forgot to mention, OSD is not allowed to post in these "new" nothing threads.

That will drive him crazy!
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  • MC
  • 02-06-2013, 07:47 PM
I forgot to mention, OSD is not allowed to post in these "new" nothing threads.

That will drive him crazy! Originally Posted by GP
errrrrrrrrrrr?
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  • GP
  • 02-06-2013, 07:49 PM
ahhhhhhhhh, errrrrrrrrrr, ummmmmmmmm, nevermind. ae!
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  • Tiger
  • 02-06-2013, 07:53 PM
I forgot to mention, OSD is not allowed to post in these "new" nothing threads.

That will drive him crazy! Originally Posted by GP
Hahahaha



I thought he had the expressway to crazy put in a couple years ago?

Isn't Vern now adding his own exit?
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  • GP
  • 02-06-2013, 07:58 PM
I think he created the overflow lanes. LOL
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I forgot to mention, OSD is not allowed to post in these "new" nothing threads.

That will drive him crazy! Originally Posted by GP
Short drive ...