Insulted if greek offered...

Should a hobbiest be insulted if greek is offered??

I have seen a couple of ads where "greek is offered if you aren't too big"...just asking.

Isn't that kind of like buying the XL condoms for your ego????

So begs the question what is too big...I guess that would be the one time you are happy you didn't win the turkey.

"It's too big" is something I will never hear from a provider... well unless she is talking about my belly.
Actually, one time in Viet Nam I had a gal tell me that.Only problem was that she got the person wrong... "she" was too big! LOL
bigtom62

No not at all! In fact, it can be a real turn on! I had an experience with a provider once and as I was going at her in mish she looked me dead in the eye and asked me in her best pornstar voice" Do you wanna fuck my ass? I think you should" Of course I took her up on it!

I don't get asked very often, but like it when it happens.

I think I saw her too...lol

I didn't take it, as hey your dick is small enough I can take it in the ass, it's not that I am the next John Holmes either, You don't get offended when a waiter tells you during the middle of your meal, that they are offering Banana's Foster... It should be taken as we have chemistry and this is the full menu...just be sure to remember and tip the hostess.

I think I've been seeing all the wrong ladies... there's never been an invite for a backdoor entry so far.

I think I've been seeing all the wrong ladies... there's never been an invite for a backdoor entry so far. Originally Posted by 69ers

Maybe, you've just been paid a huge compliment.

Many times, I've encountered with gals who don't do greek, the following occurence:

I take my pants off, and she takes a look, then says, "You know, I don't do greek but if I did, it would be with you."

Just lucky, I guess!

I just get 'em to agree to it "before" I get hard....

Hell, I'm still trying to find the lucky one to offer the starfish too.........

Hell, I'm still trying to find the lucky one to offer the starfish too......... Originally Posted by berkleigh

Ya don't say......

Ha.....um yeah.......

I just get 'em to agree to it "before" I get hard.... Originally Posted by TheGiftedOne

That's funny...

Hell, I'm still trying to find the lucky one to offer the starfish too......... Originally Posted by berkleigh

I have my strap-on... lol!