Luke and Suzie back to school...

The first day of school, the teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Susie: "I want to be a role model for all young women: successful, independent and proud"

The Teacher: "Very good Suzie. anyone else?"

Little Luke: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana beach, an apartment in avenue Foch in Paris, an executive jet to travel, an infinite credit card and make love to her three times a day!"

The teacher just stood there speechless.

Little Suzie: "Wait! I changed my mind! I wanna be Luke's bitch!"

LMFAO that is awesome!

Good one!

great...just fantastic

+1 Luke