Do women have Clit Envy?

Forgive me for writing another shameless threAd, but, inquiring minds want to know...

Do women have clitoris envy complexes? Do you secretly wish you were the Johhny Holmes or Mandigo of the clitoris world? Do you wish there was a Clitoris Extenze line of products, a clitoris pump, or a clitoris ring to give you an ego boost now and then?

Huh??? To answer your question, who gives a shit? Really, do you? Do you really wonder about shit like this?

Do you have clit envy? Are you serious about this ThreAd? If so, what answers are you expecting from the ladies here?

This is off the wall, but damned intersting.

I would think envy would be more attached to tit size, sag and nipple declination/azimuth.

Enquiring minds want to know.

double post

This is off the wall, but damned intersting.

I would think envy would be more attached to tit size, sag and nipple declination/azimuth.

Enquiring minds want to know. Originally Posted by sancocho

Edit: My bad dude, you get the question....

To the OP, I'm sure the ladies are going to line up to say that they want a clit the size of a small dick....

I hope this threAd is a joke.

Actually, I know it has to be even though it may not be remotely funny.

Huh??? To answer your question, who gives a shit? Really, do you? Do you really wonder about shit like this?

Do you have clit envy? Are you serious about this ThreAd? If so, what answers are you expecting from the ladies here? Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Lol we have too meet.

I say let Boyslut and Mya Michelle meet up together so they can make more thought provoking threads.....You clowns are funny. You guys should marry each other.

I say let Boyslut and Mya Michelle meet up together so they can make more thought provoking threads.....You clowns are funny. You guys should marry each other. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Plus 1 lol

This thread is clitastic!



Here... have a cupcake!

Clit envy..NO! Body/figure envy....maybe yes! I can tell by how those tennis ladies always look me up and down in envy on the tennis court wishing that they have my figure. OMG...am I getting a big head like someone else on here? LOL

Just let Boyslut and Bya go out on a boat as planned. You guys just have fun together. You don't need threads, just each other.

Clit envy..NO! Body/figure envy....maybe yes! I can tell by how those tennis ladies always look me up and down in envy on the tennis court wishing that they have my figure. OMG...am I getting a big head like someone else on here? LOL Originally Posted by samantha thom

LOL....

Don't you go all Mya on us!

Clit envy...I want one. Wanna compare male to female orgasms.
Where can you buy them? Clits-R-Us? Saks Clits Avenue? J. C. Clitty?
Somebody let me know, please.

Wait! Clitoria's Secret!

Forgive me for writing another shameless threAd, but, inquiring minds want to know...

Do women have clitoris envy complexes? Do you secretly wish you were the Johhny Holmes or Mandigo of the clitoris world? Do you wish there was a Clitoris Extenze line of products, a clitoris pump, or a clitoris ring to give you an ego boost now and then? Originally Posted by ManSlut

And the punchline to this is......???????

I think ladies are more concerned with, and compare Breasts, tummy flatness,stretch marks, and butt size and shape. Clit size is most likely a worry of some men.