Substantialiscious?

I just opened up a Snickers bar and on the inside wrapper it says: Substantialiscious:\sub-'stan(t)-shu-'li-shus\(noun). The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.

All I can think about is that sweet bar with nuts covered in nuggat.

What? the rest of you are letting your sick, perverted, sex-starved minds go to the gutter?

I need to weigh Dannie this weekend.... I'll get back to you....