Newport 100s

  • BSer
  • 10-20-2013, 07:42 PM
What is it with escorts and their Newport 100s?

Stuff is like gold to them.

I am starting to carry cartons because one carton is worth more than $200 to any escort
bambino's Avatar
I heard you should have Charmins TP on hand.
AmishGangster's Avatar
Newports? Are you doing the BluMax tour of the northside?
eaglehorse's Avatar
Speaking of BlueMax have not seen any of his adventure stories in a while. I did have a fast food map posted on where not to eat due too his ball scrubbing.......
AmishGangster's Avatar
His story is a complicated one my friend. Upon his next return I will invite him to join us here
I love gals that share their Newports!
Heatherlicous's Avatar
Easy AG, parts of the northside are AOK!! lol xoxo
bambino's Avatar
Easy AG, parts of the northside are AOK!! lol xoxo Originally Posted by Heatherlicous
Certain parts are AOK, Fuckin eh they are!
AmishGangster's Avatar
Easy AG, parts of the northside are AOK!! lol xoxo Originally Posted by Heatherlicous
Heather, you are WAY too high class to be a stop on the BluMax tour
Heatherlicous's Avatar
Heather, you are WAY too high class to be a stop on the BluMax tour Originally Posted by amishgangster
Thank you!! But his stories are certainly entertaining! lmao! xoxo
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Thank you!! But his stories are certainly entertaining! lmao! xoxo Originally Posted by Heatherlicous
They are hilarious to everyone except the subjects of them
bambino's Avatar
I just washed my balls today in a BP station. I was filling up before I got home. Never wash yer balls where you eat.
AmishGangster's Avatar
Did you use water or gasoline?
bambino's Avatar
Did you use water or gasoline? Originally Posted by amishgangster
Diesel fuel, it has more lube.
  • BSer
  • 11-01-2013, 08:55 PM
Gasoline does work better than soap