First,I'm not retiring. I will buy PA so I can keep with you perverts and I hope you'll pm me as I plan to do with some of you. No one ran me off this board and I hold no hard feelings against anyone.
Last month,I traveled to Vegas with Ari and Miami with Charlotte and over mojitos at the pool,each brought up something very similar. They don't feel that the person I am on this board reflects the person they know. I am too easily drawn into arguments and I agree with this. On a travel note,thank you both. Never in my life have I been the guy at the pool with the hottest girl and last month I was twice. You are both amazing.
I understand the motivation for much of the criticism I draw,but many of my responses were rough or elitist. For this I apologize. I realize that for all my critics,someone was reading my stuff. The last review of Bobby drew 2000 views. In my reviews,I have been called a liar many times. I resented this especially because I never embellished one word,not ever. In fact,with Charlotte's no review policy,the bulk of what I did could never be reviewed. I will admit to slanting reviews here and on TER for the ladies benefit. Ari said she started getting more gifts after my reviews and one provider said her whole clientele changed after I wrote about our time together. I always tried to highlight things like multi-hour,doubles,or travel to help a ladies business. I actually care about these girls and if I could write a factual account but highlight the hottest activities,it was my hope that their business would increase. Lastly,I tried to write about different things that you don't often see. Whether it was travel,doubles,or even the famous free appointment,I liked to stir the pot and was sick of reading 5 reviews a day of the same girl. Hell,I don't care about standing 69,I just do it because most guys don't. I admit to a certain degree of bragging in all of those reviews,and for that,I do apologize.
Some thank you's:
Fritz,we've never met but a class act. Thanks for all you do.
Allie Kat,miss congeniality! If I could be more like you,I would still be posting.
All the guys I've met for lunch or golf,you're the best. Beers on me anytime!
Ari,talk about gfe! Our connection was immediate and I so enjoy our time together. Viva las Vegas!
Bobby,wow does not begin to cover it. The crazy thing is that we've only scratched the surface. And yes,grinding on my iPad naked does void the warranty.
CB, you own me bitch. If you were a college,your mascot would would be a swallow. Much more to come baby.
Haters/critics,no parting shots. I wish everyone the best. I will admit to not understanding the ruckus about my tag line. I don't really piss excellence,it's just a movie line,some of these are just jokes.
The future: I may post again somewhere down the line,but I sincerely hope that everyone knows I was simply trying to add interesting content and inject some humor. I never meant to offend anyone. Pm me anytime or ask for my email to keep in touch. If you need me,just shine the bat light in the sky. Well,it's not really a bat,more like large labia spread out like a bat. I'm out bitches!