So I was browsing the Provider Ads... or What the fuck is in the water Dallas?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=663918

Okay so I'm looking at that Signature &......... "Hmmmm"

I coulda sworn she got the Puff Daddy dick. There are pics & I'm sure she saw him multiple times. Bruh evens knows her astrological sign & her colon health. You guys must have some thug-a-rific darkies up there to give her chocolate allergies. So who was it? Dez Bryant thought she looked like his mom. Was she in the car with Josh Brent, or was Michael Irvin doing what Michael Irvin does with stripper breast again??? Talk to me Dallas. Talk to me.

Then I scrolled down some more & saw this shit line three.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=663779
She fucked linux "fat & enthusiastic" for free (Here's the review), but won't take black dick. SMMFH



So Shep not to be offensive or anything but when you kissed her were there still curly hairs in her gums from sucking Scorpioseventy7's dick? The people of HTown deserve to know...IJA

She said please.

Well ya know the girls dont always make the rules

Jus sayin

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! Let her make it bruh!

I'm gone start calling you RC junior lol.....

use the bruh to get verified and a good review under her belt and then go nba - that shit cray - get started with one management team and then switch up and say a big f-u to the folks that are lining up and waiting to pay because of what another bruh wrote - that shit cray

Lmao @poppy71

I think it's like Paul Mooney said, "everyone wanna be a [bruh] But ain't nobody wanna be a [bruh]"

Was goimg to put in my 2 cents as a provider..... but decided not too. I think I will go with Simply Simone and buy me chocolate candy instead....

when you cut out any creed out your calendar you cut a whole in your wallett not to mention you cut variety out your life but oh well. TO EACH IT'S OWN
I use to drink a 2 liter of Dr Pepper every day and on July 4th of last year I decided to stop and no more soda of any kind. I have not spent 1 more dollae on a soda since then. Pys a little different than people I know but hey women are women we change our mind..Ok off to go buy chocolate,,lol

I'm gone start calling you RC junior lol..... Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Now that's fucking funny right there.

Dorian I am glad to see that I am not the only who finds this both irritating and funny at the same time. Irritating because I had her on my radar and funny because there are plenty of other beautiful foxes to be had.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! Let her make it bruh!
Kerwil. I'm pretty sure after Syncial's & Scorpioseventy7's reviews she "made it." I mean really. How many of y'all went out & bought new keyboards after reading that "colored" boys review? If black guys were that bad there would of been a rebuttal or NBL thread faster than you can say "bat shit cray."
Originally Posted by kerwil62

use the bruh to get verified and a good review under her belt and then go nba - that shit cray - get started with one management team and then switch up and say a big f-u to the folks that are lining up and waiting to pay because of what another bruh wrote - that shit cray
I'm wondering if it's a geographical thing. Can I get the folk from Dallas to comment on this phenomenon?
Originally Posted by poppy71

Was goimg to put in my 2 cents as a provider..... but decided not too. I think I will go with Simply Simone and buy me chocolate candy instead.... See. Even you like chocolate.

when you cut out any creed out your calendar you cut a whole in your wallett not to mention you cut variety out your life but oh well. TO EACH IT'S OWN
I use to drink a 2 liter of Dr Pepper every day and on July 4th of last year I decided to stop and no more soda of any kind. I have not spent 1 more dollae on a soda since then. Pys a little different than people I know but hey women are women we change our mind.. Did you change your mind of your own accord, or did the folk from Dallas convince you otherwise? Ok off to go buy chocolate,,lol Originally Posted by Majichands

Dorian I am glad to see that I am not the only who finds this both irritating and funny at the same time. Irritating because I had her on my radar and funny because there are plenty of other beautiful foxes to be had. She left at least good $700+ on the table in one day. I mean shit you don't like money. She could of told previous management, "No quiero negros!!!" Is Houston economy so bad she had to take all 'Johnny Cum Facials', but as soon as she hit the folk from Dallas 'Pussy Embargo' like an Iranian.

Originally Posted by The Specialist

Probably should've posted this in Dallas

man you know they big balla's in Dallas - damn almost got that out with a straight face - but I guess the "good" money up there keeps them from seeing the bruhs out that way...hmmm....makes you wonder why the Dallas girls are always coming down here

What's a bruh? Black dude?

NM, googled this up like a normal person.

Move it DED, this may be the first thread I've ever subscribed to if you do