matrimonial ...advice

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guys justs ...supposin yer ...plastic man ...were dones marryin a jimmie

...whats ...songs woulds yas ...plays ats the weddin?
Rainbird4668's Avatar
Down on the Street by The Stooges.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Down on the Street by The Stooges. Originally Posted by Rainbird4668
going put bags in Plastic Man hood ???? Careful Sir he may like it n fall in love with ya
Oilrig's Avatar
plastic man ...were dones marryin a jimmie Originally Posted by Plastic Man
That explains no reviews of a funnel
Barbie Girl
Rainbird4668's Avatar
Barbie Girl Originally Posted by Saltcitykitten
Hey Scarlett.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Hey Scarlett. Originally Posted by Rainbird4668
why am I hearing your matrimonial wife is looking for a better dick ????
Rainbird4668's Avatar
why am I hearing your matrimonial wife is looking for a better dick ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Huh?
oklib's Avatar
  • oklib
  • 01-26-2021, 10:22 AM
Plastic Man u need to get recycled
Willie Wanker's Avatar
Plastic Man u need to get recycled Originally Posted by oklib
Just.make sure you keep the plastic seperate from the paper.
Plastic Man doesn't like being in the same bin as paper.
Seperate but equal.
Plastic Man's Avatar
Just.make sure you keep the plastic seperate from the paper.
Plastic Man doesn't like being in the same bin as paper.
Seperate but equal. Originally Posted by Willie Wanker
so ...yers a racist?

...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
You all are missing the main problem.
What if Plastic Man and his fiancee melt together.
Gotyour6's Avatar
The End (The Doors song)
offshoredrilling's Avatar
The End (The Doors song) Originally Posted by Gotyour6
?
Willie Wanker's Avatar
"Plastic Man" The Kinks

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuqC_Gc-5A