Last month when I went to Sugars in San Antonio and also hiring a few strippers or full service girls for parties I have attended.
I was not allowed to post my experience under reviews.
Now, This week I went to an adult camp ground and I want to write a review of it. I can not because I am a provider so this is the only section I know to write it.
So I was invited to this adult/swingers camp ground http://swingstockmonthly.webs.com/
I was not sure what to expect.
I am a true Cajun Virgo and as far as adventure goes .. I was like HELL; WHY NOT!
How ever these were my first thoughts.
CAMPING IN JULY IN TEXAS! ...Too HOT- even for satan himself to camp out...
Well I got there on Friday night around 11.p.m. When I finally went and layed it down after meeting very nice new people.
I needed a sheet to cover up and even at 10 a.m. it was still pleasant.
Second thought:
Would it be like Hippie Hollow has the reputation of being. Do I really want to spend my holiday with a bunch of out dated, out of shape freedom fighters?
Not at all true there are all shapes and ages mostly between I would say the youngest couple is in late 20's early thirties and the others I met the first night were about 37 if I had to guess to 45.
And the thinnest hell I would say a 1 or 3 very cute. Mostly size 10 or so.
The people who run the camp area ...damn if I had to guess 55? hell I don't know.
Anyway getting there was not as far as I thought from Austin it is in Red Rock Texas. 37 miles from my house however the road is very rocky and rough and Att is the only phone service that works every where I climbed the hill by the water tower to get T Mobile to work.
However they do have two hot spots for wi fi and a computer station.
To me it is a find.
A perfect combo of nature and man made art.
Now this place is HUGE has several areas.
They have a Fairy area. A Wicken area. A Hippie area. A Flamingo area I am guessing that's for the fags did not see any campers there.lol
There are so many areas and trails and sections. I have not began to travel the many trails and areas.
If you can over look the druids the witch monarch and the pentacal sign in the Wicken area.
This place is very comfortable.
If that kind of stuff creeps you out. You may not be as comfortable.
Do not go to those sections. lol
I am a real Cajun so that kind of stuff does not bother me.
They have like Greek Goddesses, Myan God's and Goddesses statues scattered about etc. any where from pink famingoes sweet butterflies to way huge witch statues.
I took pictures of the things I liked. To bad this is not like face book and you can just view a photo folder besides just my showcase. I put a few
on my showcase for now.
Cameras ARE NOT ALLOWED WITH OUT PERMISSION AND CAN ONLY BE USED FOR NATURE AND PHOTO SHOOTS. If you are seen with one with out the go ahead or in the NO FLASH ZONES you will be asked to leave.
They have pools set up.
A real bathroom that looks like a out house but has a real flushing toilet running water very clean.
Hot cold showers and you can bring from tents to campers/RV's
The river is not to far out.
The place IS NOT RUN DOWN AT ALL but it is so big it needs help with the weeds over growing the nice plaques and monuments.
Most of the campers came Saturday on Friday night the number was not great but I came on Friday night I counted 6 rv's about 12 tents and there are two houses at least scattered about the grounds. One down the hill has an air condition jaccuzzi inclosed porch area; very nice.
I was invited in there not sure if it is for all campers or by personal invite.
A LOT OF SMOKERS that is the one thing I HATE.
It is a Yes on my list.
cost $40 couple
single ladies free
single guys must be registered first UH I think it is $20.00 not sure ..But you must be approved and yall are limited they do not want A BUNCH OF TREE TRUNKS OUT NUMBERING THE FLOWERS!
This is the policy here!
ANd so is this
& this and this 
.That is all I will say except that i had a
and not for real fish to eat. I had a blast
