To think yours is perfect, you're wrong
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BUT, there is nothing NASTIER than a man who doesn't take a shower after a BM, right before meeting with a lady!! Seriously!
Also, WHY is it, that men automatically think, that a special from 2 WEEKS ago(sometimes a month!), is "their" automatic rate?!! I now hate running any type of special or discount...not just that, but a couple times, I've given regulars a break or a discount, if they are a little short($10-$15 usually)...then THEY automatically think that their rate is ALWAYS that.
I think I'm too nice. Because I'm not rude enough to say "Hey, you shorted me, and I know we negotiated less last time, but that was a one time thing".
I've also had the issue of where I discount a 3rd/4th timer, and then I don't hear from them for awhile (2 months, in 1 of my fave's case), and then I get the whole negotiation talk.
Grrr...Please explain these phenomena to me!! LOL! If you want our girlie parts clean, we don't wanna head south, and find out a newborn's diaper smells better! OH OH OH, not just that!!! Cover or not, PLEASE shower, after you see someone else! Whether it's your SO, friend, another provider. You don't wanna smell/taste another person, WE DON'T EITHER!!!
ok, I'm done. I'm sorry ya'll! It's just been one of them weeks, where apparently I got all *3* of the above in the same time frame!!!