"Oh I just need to pee..."
Then .. *shuffle shuffle shuffle.... Muffled phone call... Cough....sniff...deep breathe..."
And do y'all go through my drawers and look in medicine cabinet?
I think I need to plant something for the snoopy ones to find. Not sure what. Maybe a bunch of fake backstage passes all
Wrinkled up. Photoshopped pic of me and Obama.