Slang for Masturbation

Some that I like...

Female:

Strummin' On The Ol' Banjo
Jilling Off
Paddling the pink canoe

Male:

Jackin' the Beanstalk
Whackin' the Kraken
Flogging the Dolphin

Unisex:

Pinging 127.0.0.1 (aka Pinging the Loopback Address)
Playing 5 on 1 (edit: I guess 5 on 1 would be more of a male thing)

Male:
Choke the chicken
Dance with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Crank the shaft

Female:
Sauce the taco
Finger painting
Polish the pearl

Female:
Rubbin one in.
Didlin the bean
Jilling off
Dialing 0 on the pink telephone.

Male:
Cleaning the pipes
Beating your bishop.
Freeing the Willy.


We could go on for days...

Don't forget


Pulling your PUD.

Spillin' the sugger

Loping your Jenny

Female: Fiddling the bean

Male: Rubbing one out

I occasionally butter my corn.

Female: 2 for the pink and 1 for the stink

Tyrion, how could you forget when you

Made the bald man cry and
Milked the one eyed eel
Into the turtle soup which your sister ate, LOL

Tyrion, how could you forget when you

Made the bald man cry and
Milked the one eyed eel
Into the turtle soup which your sister ate, LOL Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I was so busy trying to get into Dany's pants I forgot all about that!

For men:
Clear the snorkel
Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Running digital interference

For women:
Pearl fishing
Soaking the carpet
Airing the orchid

Dancin' with myself... Also a video by Billy Idol

Peeling one back.

"killin it"