Boss to Secretary : Let me fuck you once,
I'll be quick & pay you 1000.
I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it up, I'll be done !
Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.
BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her
BF: What happenned?
GF: That bastard is still fucking me. He brought coins!
Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks.Read the offer documents carefully before investing...😜😜😂😂😝😝