I've always been one to shower BEFORE a date, however, with the heat and humidity, it may be a lost cause. I guess I can do what a lot of other guys do, and that is, shower at her incall.
Two questions.
#1. Would you be willing to join me? Showering together can be a lot of fun but I realise some ladies probably spend much time and effort getting their coif perfect and beautiful for us, and the last thing they want is to look like a drowned cat.
#2. Does the clock start when I step into, or out of, the shower? If I'm paying for your time and companionship, can't I enjoy your companionship in the bathroom?
Lather me up, baby!
(oh, and watch out when you bend over to pick up the bar of soap!)
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Inflation was getting out of hand, so Joe suggested to his wife, Louise, that they try a unique way to save some money on the side.
"Every time I lay you, I will give you a dollar for your piggy bank," he said.
A few weeks later, they decided to open the piggy bank. Out tumbled a bunch of dollars, but these were mixed with a rich cluster of fives, tens, and twenties.
"Louise," asked Joe, "Where did you get all that money? Each time we fucked I only gave you a dollar."
"So?" she said, "Do you think everyone is as stingy as you are?"