Oh wow gentlemen, I must say I'm terribly flattered. As much as I would love to see a facetious review of someone scrogging me silly, allow me to throw down the gauntlet. Why write a fictitious account when perhaps there is someone out there who can make the fantasy come true?!
I would love to meet the Wayne Wonderloin who could whipsaw me into a stupefied silence. To make my fingertips wibble at the cusp of my keyboard. A creamed out, stammering, knock-knee'd version of myself. If this were accomplished, I would provide the hour completely gratis (that means free you fools
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Is there one amongst the phalanx of Austin's most committed debauchees who can top the hell out of this little red headed strumpet? Is there One Cock to Rule Them All out there? Inquiring slopabottomi want to know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp8dt2lRwi8