Hobby scares

I'm hoping to get some real stories of pregnancy, STD, SO, LE, etc.. scares. The purpose is so newbies like myself might learn from experiences of others. For example, I use an app on my phone to block and re-direct hobby related texts and calls instead of getting a hobby phone. I read a post not too long ago that someone got called by LE because they found his number on a provider's phone after she was busted. Got me thinking about the whole hobby phone idea.

read the alerts section
thats the best advice i can give you

I had a session where the condom broke. It truly was an accident and neither of us knew it until I pulled out. I swear I thought she was gonna pass out.

That is one of my biggest fears. Besides the fact that I don't want kids, I have a SO. This is going to sound silly but on a recent Law and Order episode, the guy was poking holes in his condoms. That just made all sorts of thoughts go through my head. I'm a bit paranoid about hobbying.

oooh i saw that episode too!! it was on wed
it made me super glad i provide the covers!!!

And it made me wonder if I should provide my own covers. lol

I got that beat!

I got that beat... [points to a scar on chest] Mary Ellen Moffat.

She broke my heart.

I got that beat!

I got that beat... [points to a scar on chest] Mary Ellen Moffat.

She broke my heart. Originally Posted by Joel Goodson

Thanks, Hooper.

Farewell and adieu you fair Spanish ladies...

I've had a busted condom or two over the years. Scares the chit out of you. I've also had a couple of colorectal accidents ... them, not me. I guess I scared the chit out of them! That can also be kinda scary, though i know people get off on it. Still, if you're looking for diseases, etc., they can be disguised as peanuts (OK I'm making myself sick now!)

Worst though was a case of the crabs ... about 25 years ago. Brought them home from San Antonio and there wasn't any Old Bay seasoning on them! Couldn't blame them on the toilet seat. I never saw the lady in question again, but as she was a shavetail, I could only guess that the little boogers were in her bed. A lot of hotels -- especially the more transitory ones -- can leave you kinda crabby as well. Oddly, this was at a Marriott.

Thanks, Hooper. Originally Posted by NipLover

You were on the Indianapolis?

-What happened?

Well i had typed up a long long story about my experience... but then i realized... DOPE this is a public forum. So never mind. When it comes to LE... just be smart and use your instincts, i will leave it at that

Well, I had a hobbyist die during a session.

a yes or no reccomendation but for sure a no on repeat

Well, I had a hobbyist die during a session. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

a yes or no reccomendation but for sure a no on repeat Originally Posted by petiteassman

aww thats wrong

Well, I had a hobbyist die during a session. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

THAT IS SCAREY!