I was at the Galleria Mall in Dallas yesterday...I passed by Santa ...he waved & shouted "Ho/Ho/Ho Merry Christmas"...so since there were no kids around,I went & sat on his lap....I smiled and said "Santa I have been a naughty girl this year"...he smiled back and said "again???'.....lol!
{true story}
- DallasRain
- 12-17-2010, 10:30 PM
- PSD
- 12-17-2010, 10:33 PM
Thats funny, Dallas! You sound like a blast!, BCD OR non-BCD!
- London Rayne
- 12-17-2010, 10:36 PM
Dallas is the number one stunner lol!
- DallasRain
- 12-17-2010, 10:52 PM
i dont know...i figured he was saying "ho/ho/ho" for a reason,so i had to come running...lol!
i shoulda asked him if that was a lump of coal in his pocket..or was he just glad to meet me...lol!
i shoulda asked him if that was a lump of coal in his pocket..or was he just glad to meet me...lol!
- PSD
- 12-17-2010, 10:54 PM
NOOOOOO.....you should have wiggled around on his lap long enough to give him wood....then make him stand up! lol "Pervert Santa, pervert Santa" <pointing>
- JahiaraQ
- 12-18-2010, 12:24 AM
lol
- LAVixian
- 12-18-2010, 08:09 AM
Haha Dallas, your crazy!
- rednecksatyr
- 12-18-2010, 09:19 AM
Lucky Santa!
- charlestudor2005
- 12-18-2010, 10:16 AM
Dallas, I'm shocked (that you didn't take the opportunity to rub his crotch 
).
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- terbul
- 12-18-2010, 11:13 AM
- Cumandgitit
- 12-18-2010, 02:58 PM
Naughty, DR! Naughty, naughty! I'm at work right now, but could improvise on a Santa suit. AND, I'm all alone! ;-( Interested?
- petiteassman
- 12-18-2010, 05:07 PM
because he only cums once a year
I was at the Galleria Mall in Dallas yesterday...I passed by Santa ...he waved & shouted "Ho/Ho/Ho Merry Christmas"...so since there were no kids around,I went & sat on his lap....I smiled and said "Santa I have been a naughty girl this year"...he smiled back and said "again???'.....lol!
{true story} Originally Posted by DallasRain
- burkalini
- 12-18-2010, 06:58 PM
Dallas I'll bet you made his candy cane stand up
- MsElena
- 12-18-2010, 08:33 PM
In the spirit of naughty Santa's....true story here.
About 6 yrs ago, my playmate and I went Christmas shopping at the mall. We saw Santa and decided to go have our picture taken with him. We both were sitting on his lap for a few minutes and right before they took our picture, we had both noticed Santa had a hardon.
We both kissed him farewell and I whispered in his ear, "If you need a couple of naughty elves, give us a call." Handed him my business card and we left. Needless to say, Santa had two presents for himself that year.
About 6 yrs ago, my playmate and I went Christmas shopping at the mall. We saw Santa and decided to go have our picture taken with him. We both were sitting on his lap for a few minutes and right before they took our picture, we had both noticed Santa had a hardon.
We both kissed him farewell and I whispered in his ear, "If you need a couple of naughty elves, give us a call." Handed him my business card and we left. Needless to say, Santa had two presents for himself that year.
- DallasRain
- 12-18-2010, 11:03 PM
lol--yall all are so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live” - George Carlin.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live” - George Carlin.