Crazy shit the MAGA(t) cult does.

This thread will document the near-hourly things that the nutty trump cult does. I'm not looking for anyone to defend the nutty shit they do; I'm just putting them here in all their glorious absurdity.

We'll start here:

This video is NOT satire. The artist made this, and they're earnest about it.

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Totally not a cult.

drumpf the savior....


My question - Why do they have to drag jesus into their bullshit? Hasn't he suffered enough??? Leave poor baby jesus alone!

Plus the art is shitty. The crowns are all fucked up...like trump.

Totally NOT a cult

They want people to spend $400 on 100 stickers. With free shipping!


It can't be a scam. These are Trump Golden Stickers, for chrissakes. Some folks try to make out like they're gold stars given out by a third-grade teacher. They're nothing like that. They are trump Golden Stickers. It's got "Trump" in the name right there up front. What's not to get? Wake up people. Send them your cash!!

Sending money to help pay legal fees is absurd.
Going to his goebbels style rallies and listening to trumpf rant is nonsense.

A post from the newest House Republican, Michael Rulli, who just won his special election in Ohio.

He’ll fit right in with the rest of them.


Stay classy Ohio.

Totally not a cult

The first commandment says “You shall have no other gods before Me.”. The ultimate loyalty pledge.

https://lifehopeandtruth.com/bible/1...20build%20upon.

Trump’s first commandment is: I need loyalty.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/st...-staff-217227/

The reputation party has a loyalty oath.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sign...%20Joe%20Biden.

Why do I think that this statue is the perfect metaphor for what’s going on in the republican party today.



Idolatry at its finest.

Now Turning Point is encouraging the 'tards to drink raw milk as a defense against the bird flu. Of course they are selling merch.

I just want to go on the record that I'm FULLY supportive of these asshats drinking all the raw milk they can get their tiny hands on.

Madeline Peltz on X: "NEW: Turning Point USA is promoting drinking raw milk amid bird flu outbreak https://t.co/mTcBuI8arr" / X
https://x.com/peltzmadeline/status/1800587785444987106

Turning Point USA is promoting drinking raw milk amid bird flu outbreak
The organization is selling “got raw milk?” T-shirts

PUBLISHED 06/11/24 12:11 PM EDT

Right-wing youth organization Turning Point USA is promoting drinking raw, unpasteurized milk to its followers during a bird flu outbreak among dairy cows.

Drinking raw milk has always been risky, but a recent H5N1 bird flu outbreak now makes it even more dangerous. The Food and Drug Administration and Centers for Disease Control have both warned against consuming the product, with a recent FDA post warning that raw milk “can pose serious health risks to you and your family” and has germs in it that can “seriously injure the health of anyone who drinks raw milk or eats products made from raw milk.” Additionally, cats on dairy farms have died after drinking raw milk from bird flu-infected cows.

This has not stopped Turning Point USA from promoting raw milk to its followers. The group recently released a T-shirt for sale featuring an image of a cow and the words “got raw milk?”

I mean, it's pretty obvious they have gay tendencies from their AI worship art. A lot of the MAGA memes about Trump all look like gay "bear" porn. lol

Note: Not gay shaming. I just think they ought to come out of the closet. Go woke!

Unless of course, you exercised your right to get vaccinated. Then you should be exterminated.

It's funny, because EMPTY-Greene wouldn't know who jesus is if he stuck is non-existent dick in her.

https://x.com/harryjsisson/status/1799866724210405556

Not a cult though.

I mean, it's pretty obvious they have gay tendencies from their AI worship art. A lot of the MAGA memes about Trump all look like gay "bear" porn. lol

Note: Not gay shaming. I just think they ought to come out of the closet. Go woke!

Originally Posted by Diligaf

First of all I thought that bears were supposed to be hairier? In these pictures he’s as smooth as a waxed gay bottom. Secondly how many republicans call him daddy?

Trump supporters proudly say the Earth is flat in viral video

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/06/...n-viral-video/

The results were shocking. “The Earth’s flat,” one man in a MAGA shirt scoffed at Good Liar Jason Selvig.

“I know we ain’t go to the moon,” said another man in a Trump T-shirt and Trump hat. “Cuz you can’t get out of the atmosphere.”

A man in a Trump A-shirt said that he wasn’t sure, but the Earth “could be” flat.

“I believe in the Bible, in Genesis, under the dome?” a man in a red cap and American flag shirt said. “It plainly tells you there, on the firmament. Dome.”

“So, you know, it’s flat as a pancake.”

A 2018 YouGov poll found that just 84% of Americans believe that the Earth is round. Over half of those who said that the Earth is flat said that they were “very religious,” compared to 20% of Americans in general who consider themselves “very religious.”

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There's a saying among consultants. "If I can't be part of the solution, there's good money to made prolonging the problem."

That, in a nutshell are the grifters in the MAGAt world.

Witness:

Not so sure about the cult thingy. But you may also recall that Jesus was not the only player in the band and routinely outsourced, aka delegated roles and responsibilities, to The catholic and Apostolic Union, Local 711. Things like baptizing and food distribution to the masses of loaves and fishes and guarding garden gates and such. He reserved some of the higher skilled tasks for himself, like rendering of temples, absolution and forgiving of sins. Ironically, Trump, aka President #47, would have broad pardon powers.

Perhaps this is a better rendering, minus the crowns, which we already know you hate:




Trump is on the left and much younger then.

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My question - Why do they have to drag jesus into their bullshit? Hasn't he suffered enough??? Leave poor baby jesus alone!

Plus the art is shitty. The crowns are all fucked up...like trump.

Totally NOT a cult Originally Posted by Diligaf